Hello lovely

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the-party-scenee:

f-l-y-h-i-g-h:

Where My Hipsters at?

unf

mom: hi
me: can you go get my phone charger
mom: 
me: 
mom: you have a heartbeat and two legs
me: 
me: i have a heart beat and 2 farts
me: i just farted

momjew:

you must have been born on the highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

all the girls at my school look like this